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Katolícke vtipy

Posted by Jozef Šebest on Tuesday, 13 January 2015
Sestra Konzoláta hľadá v pivnici fľašu vína. (Na krvinky, samozrejme). Zrazu začuje za sebou hlboký vzdych. "Kto je tam?, pýta sa ustráchane.
"Ja som zlý duch!"
"Fú, to mi odľahlo, ja som sa zľakla, že je to matka predstavená!"

 

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